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2010-02-08T09:14:00.000-08:00

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Super Bowl 2010: Doritos Commerical

2010-02-08T08:17:00.000-08:00

Stop the Madness!

2010-02-07T15:08:00.000-08:00

I have also published this post on Taste the Rainbows and Bad Monkey Free Press

So yesterday I was at Meijer with my sister and we saw the weirdest most disgusting dessert ever! A PRUNE PACZKI! (PawNch-kee) Why on planet earth would anyone want to eat a prune let alone a prune paczki. I mean that's just sick. So I ask all of you what is more nauseating to think about Prune Whip, Prune filled Paczkies, or some other 3rd Prune dessert?

Last will and testament

2010-02-06T15:08:00.000-08:00

Three old men had just arrived in heaven so while attending orientation they are all asked "When you are at your funeral and your friends and families are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The 1st guy says "I would like them to say that I was a great guy and family man." The 2nd guy says "I want to hear them say I was a wonderful school teacher." The last guy thinks a moment and then says "I want to hear them say, Look He's Moving!"

Punny isn't it?

2010-02-06T14:54:00.000-08:00

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the side of the road and was cited for littering.

A butcher backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

The Man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A woman had a son named Ma-heiny-itch. One day the woman's son got lost so she started panicking, running up and down the block she shouted "Ma-heiny-itch! Ma-heiny-itch!" a bitter old lady who lived down the block shouted out her window "Well Scratch it Then!

Ha Ha Ha....Good times Good times(wipe away tear from eye)

2010-01-06T08:42:00.000-08:00

I LOVE this commerical...

2010-01-02T19:54:00.000-08:00

What ever happened to the PJ's?

2009-12-24T12:55:00.000-08:00

Do you guys remember a cartoon that came used to come on s few yaers back called the PJ's well I thought that it was really funny so here's a recap.

Ragging on a rival State

2009-12-19T12:57:00.000-08:00

What do you call a Alabama player with a championship ring?

A Thief!

What do you call a good looking guy on a university of Alabama campus?

A Visitor.

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Michigan graduate?

Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?

What did the Michigan State Professor say to his Alabama students?

Welcome to civilization we have indoor plumbing.

Do you have a rival state you wanna rag on just leave it in a comment but use my rags as an example to keep the flow going :-)

Once upon a time there was a crazy house?

2009-12-19T12:47:00.000-08:00

Three patients of a local crazy hospital were waiting to be released but first they had to take a test to prove that they weren’t crazy anymore.

What does 3x3 equal? The doctor asked, the 1st Patient answered “638” (obviously he’s still crazy), the 2nd Patient answered “Tuesday“(no doubt about it he’s a woohoo), but the 3rd Patient answered “9”, the doctor shocked that he’d answered correctly asked “How did you get that answer?” the 3rd patient replied “I just divided 638 by Tuesday.”

Is the 3rd patient woohoo crazy or scientific genius crazy? Leave a comment.

So a duck walks into a bar...

2009-12-19T12:33:00.000-08:00

So a duck walks in to a bar and asks the bartender "You have any grapes?", Bartendeer says "No." The duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks the bartender "You have any grapes?" Bartender says"No." so the duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks the Bartender "You have any grapes?", Bartender says "No! Now get otta here and don't come back or I'm gonna take a hammer and nail your feet to the floor!". So the duck leaves and comes back to the bar the next day and asks the Bartender "Do have a hammer?" the Bartender says "No." the ducks says "Do you have any nails?" Bartender says "No." the duck says "Alright then, Do you have any grapes?"

Just take the doughnuts!

2009-11-25T09:02:00.001-08:00

A guy walks into a bakery and buys a box of his favorite donuts that he’s been craving all day and can’t wait to get home to eat but on his way home he got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign. So the guy pulls over then like anytime when you get pulled over by the police & the officer gets out of his squad car and walks up to the guys drivers side window and asks “Do you know why you’ve been pulled over?” Then the guy grabs the box of donuts and surrenders them out the window and said “Yeah, you sniffed out my donuts!”

Pine scented

2009-11-25T09:01:00.001-08:00

A blonde women crawls out of a wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde women began “It was the weirdest thing, I was driving down the road when all of a sudden I looked up and saw a tree so I swerved to the left. Then I saw another tree so I swerved to the right. Then there was another tree and another!” The sheriff thought for a good minute and then said, Mam… I don’t know how to tell you this but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for miles is the air freshener in your car.”

The Contest

2009-11-25T09:00:00.001-08:00

Three women entered into a contest one was blonde, one was a brunette, and the other was a red head. The contest rules were that they each had to climb 100 stairs on each stair was a joke they had to read with out laughing to get to the next stair if they did laugh they had to stay where they were and were disqualified. The brunette made it to the 60th step the red head made it to the 75th step mean while the blonde made it all the way to the 100th step then started to laugh hysterically when the brunette and red head asked her why she was laughing now since she had made it all the way up without laughing the blonde women replied “I just got the first joke.”

Life of a blonde

2009-11-25T08:59:00.001-08:00

Two blondes and a brunette are hanging onto a rope, holding on for dear life. “I’ll let go and die so you can escape before the rope breaks” and the brunette lets go and falls to her death. The blondes were so moved by the brunette’s sacrifice that they both started to clap their hands together wildly forgetting that they were holding onto the rope!

Tampons are Wonderific!

2009-11-25T08:57:00.001-08:00

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day and picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy , “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy said. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for? The man said gesturing to the box of tampons. The boy replied, ”No, Not exactly but they’re not for me they’re for my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you used them you would be able to swim or ride a bike. Right now he can’t do either one!”

Funny but not Fiction.

2009-11-04T12:45:00.000-08:00

If men got pregnant instead of women...

2009-11-04T12:01:00.000-08:00

In a topsy turvy world men would get pregnant. Maternity leave would last 2yrs with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks, natural childbirth would be obsolete, morning sickness would rank as the #1 health problem,and all methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were cute and sons would have to be home from their dates by 10pm. Breifcases would be used as diaper bags Maternity suits would be a fashion of clothes. Men would stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Resturants would serve ice cream and pickles as main entree's and women would rule the world!!!

Wanna hear a Blonde Joke?

2009-11-04T12:00:00.000-08:00

A young blonde women was on vaction in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frstrated with the (no haggle) attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go otu and catch my own alligator so I can pair of shoes at a resonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch your self a big one." Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's, and frustrated shouts out,"Darnit! This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

The Operation

2009-11-04T11:51:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time two little boys,Tommy and Ben, who shared a hospital room. As they were getting to know each other

Tommy: So whatcha in for?
Ben: I'm getting my tonsils out...but i'm a little worried about it..
Tommy: You don't have anything to worry about, when I got my tonsils out it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!
Ben: Oh yeah, That's not half-bad. Hey, Tommy, how about you? What're you in for?
Tommy: I'm getting a circumscision, whatever that is.
Ben: Oh my gosh,circumcision?! Man, I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!

Funny is an under statement

2009-10-27T15:55:00.000-07:00

A good laxative can fix your cough?

2009-09-17T15:12:00.000-07:00

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there buy the wall".The clerksays "Well he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says "You Idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? look at him he's afraid to cough!"

A silent fart here a silent fart there

2009-09-17T15:11:00.000-07:00

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me that much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent. The doctor says, I see...take these pills and come see me next week. The next week the lady goes back. Doctor she says I don't know what the heck you gave me but now my farts although silent stink terribly. The Doctor says,"Good now that we've cleared up your sinuses let's work on your hearing...

How the Fight Started......

2009-09-17T15:02:00.000-07:00

One year a guy decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemcetary plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why? he said Well you still haven't used the gift I brought you last year! And that's how the fight started.......

A woman stood nude, looking int he bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible I look old,fat,and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment "the husband replied "Your eyesight's darn near perfect. And that's how the fight started.....

A married couple's anniversary was coming up and the wife kept hinting that she wanted something shiny that goes from 0-200 in about 30seconds." So her husband bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started.......

A husband went shopping with his wife he tried to convince her to buy a case of Miller Light for $14.95 Instead she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95 I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's how the fight started....

A Guy asked his wife where she wanted to go for their anniversary? It warmed his heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said so he suggested,"How about the kitchen?" And that's how the fight started......

A Man and his wife go to a resturant But for some reason took the husband's order first "I'll have the strip steak,medium rare, please. He asked,"Aren't you worried about the mad cow? "Nah,she can order for herself." And that's how the fight started........

Dancing Banana

2009-09-12T13:22:00.001-07:00

But you don't have an Uncle Paul...

2009-09-08T14:48:00.000-07:00

Uncle Paul pays a visit while the Father's @ work & the Mother and daughter are @ home.

Father: "Hello?,Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
Little Girl: "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
Father:..."But honey you don't have an Uncle Paul."
Little Girl: "Oh yes I do! And he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,right now!"
Father:..."Uh..okay then this is what I want you to do, put the phone on the table,run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, then shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
Little Girl: "Okay Daddy, just a minute!"
A few minutes later....
Little Girl: "I did it Daddy."
Father: "And what happened honey?"
Little Girl: "Well Mommy got all scared and jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug,hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
Father: "Oh my God!!!,What about your Uncle Paul?""He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too, he got all scared just like Mommy did then he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know that you took all the water out last week to clean it and he hit his head on the bottom of pool,I think he's dead."
---Long Pause---
---Even Longer Pause---
Father:Wait.."Swimming pool?..uh Is this 486-5671 Sheldon residence?

So a guy walks into a bar...

2009-09-08T14:46:00.000-07:00

So a guy walks into a bar, he bets the bartender a beer he can bite his own eye.The bartender says "ok i'll bet you a beer you can't bite your eye" so the guy takes out his fake eyeball and tosses it into his mouth, the bartender says "ok you got me on that one" and passes the guy a beer. The next night the same guy come back to the bar and says to the bartender "ok i'll give you another shot, I bet you that I can bite the other eye". So the bartender says "ok i'll take that bet i've seen you walkin aroud here just fine so I know your not blind",So the guy takes out his fake teeth and bites his other other eye and the bartender says ok you me on that one too and passes the guy another beer. The next night the same guy walks back into the bar and bets the bartender this time he can place a shot glass at one end of the bar and pee in it while standing at the other end of the bar, the bartender says "ok you got me on the other two but there is no way you can pull this off" so the bartender accepts the bet. So the guy ends peeing all over the bar, the bartender smiling says see I knew i'd win one" the guy says "thats ok I just bet every person in here $100 that I could piss all over the bar and you'll clean it up with a smile.

The boi's not too bright...

2009-09-08T14:44:00.000-07:00

A boy went to music class and learned mi mi mi mi. Then he went to a chinese resturant and learned how 2 say forks and knives. Then he goes to a candy store and heard a kid say she took my lollypop. Afterwords he saw a dead lady on the street and the cops said "who killed her?" The boy said "mimimimi".With what? The boy said "forks and knives". Then the cop said,"why?" the boy said, "she took my lollypop?"

I can't do anything right!

2009-09-08T14:42:00.000-07:00

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for like a half an hour when this big trouble making biker dude steps up to him grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swing then he turns to the little guy with a menacing stare(as if to say, what'cha gonna do about it?) The little guy starts crying. "Aww Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,says the biker. I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a man crying"."This is the worst day of my life", whines the little guy between sobs "I can't do anything right. I over slept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the nerve to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the dang poison.

What NOT to say on a first date!

2009-09-03T13:02:00.000-07:00

Nice Outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?
Are those real? Probably not because their the same size as my ex and she had hers done, believe me I Would Know!
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years, it used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
I never said you NEEDED a nose job, I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for one coupon before it expired.
I refused to get cable cause that's how they keep tabs on you.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets depressed if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity fart contest.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

If you have any item to add to the list leave a comment on this post! :-)

Spank him again

2009-09-02T12:27:00.000-07:00

An lod country doctor went out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there wasn't even electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the pregnant mother and her 5 year old son. The doctor instructed the boy to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped his mother deliver the baby. The boys mother pushed and pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the nebornby the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5 year old what he thought of the baby. The little boy responded "Spank him again. He shouldn't have crawled in there in the fist place!"

Deadly Snake Bite on the Buttocks

2009-08-21T10:55:00.000-07:00

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. So he runs as fast as he can to small town and finds the towns only doctor, who was delivering a baby at the time. "I can't leave,the doctor says. " But I'll tell you what too do take a knife, cut a small 'x' where the bite is then suck out the poison and spit it on the ground. "So the guy runs back to his friend, who is in agonizing pain . "What did the doctor say? "the injured camper asks. "Well...he says your gonna die."

A Little old Lady & a Cashier

2009-08-14T14:07:00.000-07:00

A little old lady went to the store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl," Nothing but the best for my little kitty on Christmas." The cashier said," I'm sorry, but we can't sell you cat food without prof that you have a cat. A lot of old people but cat food to eat, & the mangement wants proof that you are buying thecat food for your cat." So the little old lady went home,picked up her cat & brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day the little old lady went to the store & bought 12 of the most expensive dog biscuits-one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food too. Furstrasted, she went home, came back to the store with her dog. She was then allowed to buy the dog biscuits. The next day, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said," No- you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So, the cashier put her finger into the box & pulled it out & told the little old lady," It smells like crap!." The little old lady grinned from ear to ear and said," Now my dear, can I please buy 3 rolls of toilet paper?"

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A Joke of Three Men

2009-08-06T13:15:00.000-07:00

There were three gentlemen waiting at the pearly white gates. St. Peter comes out & says, "I've got some disappointing news for two of you. We are having some problems in our admissions area and I can only let one of you into heaven today. I can getthe other two tommorrow, but only one today." St. Peter continued to explain,"The person who can tell the best story of how they died can get into heaven today." The gentlemen thought that sounded fair and agreed. The first man stood up & began his story by saying "I knew mywife was cheating on me, I rushed home from work, flew open the door and there she was, lying on the couch, naked. I knew i'd caught her! I ran all through the apartment upstairs, downstairs, under the bed, in the closets but I found nothing! I was just about to apologize to her when I heard a Scratch, Scratch, Scratch at the window. I opened the window and there he was, hanging from the windowsill. I grabbed a skillet and banged him on the head. I watched him fall down down down, be he landed in some bushes. I was still flaming with adrenaline! I edged our refrigator over to the window and it was just about to fall when I noticed my coat was hooked to the frige. So down I fall to my death."
St. Peter couldn't help but be shocked! He said, "That was a great story! You are sure to be the winner today." The next man stands up and says, "Well, I was doing my job one afternoon when all of a sudden the ropes broke and I'm falling to my death. I had my arms raised up to god praying to catch me. At one moment my hands caught a window ledge, I was saved! Or so I thought & I started giving my thanks and trying to get the people inside to open the window by scratching at it when all of a sudden a crazy man opened the window and beamed me on the head with a skillet. Once again I was falling to my death, but once again I was being watched over. I fell into a nice group of bushes. AsI opened my eyes to thank God, a refrigerator was screaming down at me. That is my story." St. Peter was stunned. He looked at the last man and said, "You better have a good story, because the last man had a doozy!" The last man smiled and said, "Ok, picture this, I was naked, hiding in a refrigerator..."

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Staying Green Even Though It's the Holiday's Has Never Been So Easy!

2009-05-29T12:42:00.000-07:00

Tip#1: Always keep your gift bags! Never throw them away even if your not too fond of them just store them in a container,bigger bag etc.....and then just reuse them when you give someone else a gift or are donating to a charity,thrift store,clothes,food,or can drive (aahh you.. get the picture). Not only wil you save money & help cut down on waste but how many times have you forgotten to buy a gift for someone?All you would have to do is grab some type of trinket or unwanted gift you got and toss it in to one of those handy gift bags you saved(you sly little thing you)and present it as if you had this gift all along ready for the reciever, it's like you didn't forget at all!!!

Tip#2: Ever get into trouble around christmas time when you were a kid?Wether you have or haven't you probaly heard that Ole Kriss Kringle will only leave you with a lump of coal in your stocking and when he comes down that magical chimney of yours(wink wink) he won't leave you a presant under the tree, Yeah you all know what i'm talkin about, the age old staples for keeping children inline during christmas time BUT COME ON PEOPLE kids today are know as the cyber generation all they have to do is clickidty click and tapidty tap on the computer to see if you are telling fact or fiction!!! So here's what you do,instead of trying to frighten them with no visit from old Santie Claus why make them serve SEVEN DAYS OF HARD LABOR!.......pitching in to help build cleaner energy fracture windmills and solar farms of course, what were you thinking??? This not only will straighten them out all year round but will give them some new perspective on the environment they take for grantit and why it's so important to find new methods of doing things that will not harm the environment.So Long story short disaplined naughty children(check) Help cut down on pollution for a cleaner environment(check) Happy,pround,and satisfied parents(check,check,and check).

Tip#3: Okay everybody here are some more 'Save me money' tips so listen up or pay attention or whatever.. JUST STOP WHAT YOUR DOING & READ THIS! Whew! All that shouting really takes a toll doesn't it...OH! Yeah! What were we talkin about again....Oh! no that's not it.....WE! no that's not it either.....AH! HA! More tips on saving money during the holiday season yesss! Now I remember,If your ducking your inlaws and decide to ship your gifts instead ship them buy ground(ya know ground shipping)instead of next day air! Why you ask? Only because it's SIX TIMES MORE EFFICIENT THAN OVERNIGHT SHIPPING And Saves fuel in turn reducing global warming pollution!!! HELLOOOO! Man not only does shipping buy ground instead of air save time,money,ad help the environment but now the online store people can't nickel and dime with their super high shipping costs! Ha Ha Ha now you can stick it to the man, take that big business owner people!

Tip#4: It's so cold, during the winter! (Uh huh that's right more saving tips comin your way)Cut your heating bill down to a reasonable amount!, cut it down to size!, pull the WOOL over the gas companies eyes for once!, show them whose boss!, stick it too THEIR bank accounts!and-.......ahh sorry I tend to get carried away sometimes...my bad i'll try to keep more focused next time.So here are my big heating bill save me tips,clean your furnace filters once a month because your furnace uses more energy when the filters are littered with dust bunnies,aaa choo!(FYI: It's okay to only change them during the cold months, after all we are trying to savemoney here not find new ways to spend it, but let's keep that our little secret heh heh heh!)Here is a biggie INSULATE YOUR PIPES! Yesss this means ALL OF THEM!(raising a knowing eyebrow) and really you may think that this a waste of time but I bet you'll be wishin you did when your water supply freezes up and your all "oohh look at me i'm in the shower, oohh i'm all soapy, oohh i'm.....HAY WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE WATER! Then your all "hay you guys if this is a prank it's not funny!"But it turns out not to be a prank and it was just your just desertsfor being the nonbeliving Butt Munch who thought that insulating his water pipes was a big waste of time and that nothing would happen if you didn't! Yeah you know who you are, so do yourself and the world a favor genius DON'T SKIP THIS STEP! Now last but not least conserve water usage buy waiting until it rains to wash your car(yeah I know, sounds cheap right?Hay every penny counts.But ya know if you think about it, you never see cheap people taking out loans or borrowing money so...)Another way to keep your water bill under control is to fix your leaky faucets,running toilets,and dripping pipes.(Their I go with those pipes again,aaahh and where did you say you out that honeydo list again umm?....)

Tip#5: Hack! Hack! Man these chemicals are harsh!!! Sound familar? Well then why not try your hand at making your own hack free environmentally safe cleaning products(hay people use to do it before there were factories so nooo it's not impossible!)Here scaredy cat i'll get you started Ingrediants your gonna need:Soap,water, baking soda, lemon juice,vinegar,a martini 'oops not a martini at least not while your mixing this stuff and cleaning with it', borax, and a course scrubbing sponge that's up to the task.Instead of using a standard drain cleaner, which likely contains lye, hydrochloric acid, and sulfuric acid(EEE GADS) try pouring a quarter cup of baking soda down the clogged drain followed by a half cup of vinegar, close the drain tightly(I don't know how you'll think of something!) until fizzing stops, then flush with boilingwater.
For an effective glass cleaner, use a mixture of half white vinegar and half water.
Baking soda and cornstarch are both good carpet deodorizers.
To clean up mildew and mold, use a mixture of lemon juice or white vinegar and salt.
A paste of baking soda, salt, and hot water makes a great oven cleaner.

So I hope you will try all of these tips because they really work no joke..... psst!.. I invented doors no joke. I'm queen of the world no joke.(Ha!Ha! Just kidding on those last two)

Watch President Obama's full Inauguration Speech

2009-01-20T11:29:00.000-08:00

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