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Super Bowl 2010: Doritos Commerical

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Stop the Madness!

I have also published this post on Taste the Rainbows and Bad Monkey Free Press

So yesterday I was at Meijer with my sister and we saw the weirdest most disgusting dessert ever! A PRUNE PACZKI! (PawNch-kee) Why on planet earth would anyone want to eat a prune let alone a prune paczki. I mean that's just sick. So I ask all of you what is more nauseating to think about Prune Whip, Prune filled Paczkies, or some other 3rd Prune dessert? Share

Last will and testament

Three old men had just arrived in heaven so while attending orientation they are all asked  "When you are at your funeral and your friends and families are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The 1st guy says "I would like them to say that I was a great guy and family man." The 2nd guy says "I want to hear them say I was a wonderful school teacher." The last guy thinks a moment and then says "I want to hear them say, Look He's Moving!" Share

Punny isn't it?

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the side of the road and was cited for littering.

A butcher backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

The Man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A woman had a son named Ma-heiny-itch. One day the woman's son got lost so she started panicking, running up and down the block she shouted "Ma-heiny-itch! Ma-heiny-itch!" a bitter old lady who lived down the block shouted out her window "Well Scratch it Then!

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