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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the side of the road and was cited for littering.

A butcher backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

The Man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A woman had a son named Ma-heiny-itch. One day the woman's son got lost so she started panicking, running up and down the block she shouted "Ma-heiny-itch! Ma-heiny-itch!" a bitter old lady who lived down the block shouted out her window "Well Scratch it Then!
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