Last will and testament

Three old men had just arrived in heaven so while attending orientation they are all asked  "When you are at your funeral and your friends and families are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The 1st guy says "I would like them to say that I was a great guy and family man." The 2nd guy says "I want to hear them say I was a wonderful school teacher." The last guy thinks a moment and then says "I want to hear them say, Look He's Moving!" Share