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What ever happened to the PJ's?

Do you guys  remember a cartoon that came used to come on s few yaers back called the PJ's well I thought that it was really funny so here's a recap.

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Ragging on a rival State

  •  What do you call a Alabama player with a championship ring?
             A Thief!
  • What do you call a good looking guy on a university of Alabama campus?
            A Visitor.
  • What did the Alabama graduate say to the Michigan graduate?
            Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?

  •  What did the Michigan State Professor say to his Alabama students?
             Welcome to civilization we have indoor plumbing.

 Do you have a rival state you wanna rag on just leave it in a comment but use my rags as an example to keep the flow going :-)


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Once upon a time there was a crazy house?

Three patients of a local crazy hospital were waiting to be released but first they had to take a test to prove that they weren’t crazy anymore.


What does 3x3 equal? The doctor asked, the 1st Patient answered “638” (obviously he’s still crazy), the 2nd Patient answered “Tuesday“(no doubt about it he’s a woohoo), but the 3rd Patient answered “9”, the doctor shocked that he’d answered correctly asked “How did you get that answer?” the 3rd patient replied “I just divided 638 by Tuesday.”

Is the 3rd patient woohoo crazy or scientific genius crazy? Leave a comment. Share

So a duck walks into a bar...

So a duck walks in to a bar and asks the bartender "You have any grapes?", Bartendeer says "No." The duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks the bartender "You have any grapes?" Bartender says"No." so the duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks the Bartender "You have any grapes?", Bartender says "No! Now get otta here and don't come back or I'm gonna take a hammer and nail your feet to the floor!". So the duck leaves and comes back to the bar the next day and asks the Bartender "Do have a hammer?" the Bartender says "No." the ducks says "Do you have any nails?" Bartender says "No." the duck says "Alright then, Do you have any grapes?" Share

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