So a duck walks into a bar...

So a duck walks in to a bar and asks the bartender "You have any grapes?", Bartendeer says "No." The duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks the bartender "You have any grapes?" Bartender says"No." so the duck leaves and comes back the next day and asks the Bartender "You have any grapes?", Bartender says "No! Now get otta here and don't come back or I'm gonna take a hammer and nail your feet to the floor!". So the duck leaves and comes back to the bar the next day and asks the Bartender "Do have a hammer?" the Bartender says "No." the ducks says "Do you have any nails?" Bartender says "No." the duck says "Alright then, Do you have any grapes?" Share