Wanna hear a Blonde Joke?

  A young blonde women was on vaction in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frstrated with the (no haggle) attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go otu and catch my own alligator so I can pair of shoes at a resonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch your self a big one." Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's, and frustrated shouts out,"Darnit! This one isn't wearing any shoes either!" Share