Pine scented

A blonde women crawls out of a wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde women began “It was the weirdest thing, I was driving down the road when all of a sudden I looked up and saw a tree so I swerved to the left. Then I saw another tree so I swerved to the right. Then there was another tree and another!” The sheriff thought for a good minute and then said, Mam… I don’t know how to tell you this but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for miles is the air freshener in your car.” Share