If men got pregnant instead of women...

In a topsy turvy world men would get pregnant. Maternity leave would last 2yrs with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks, natural childbirth would be obsolete, morning sickness would rank as the #1 health problem,and all methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were cute and sons would have to be home from their dates by 10pm. Breifcases would be used as diaper bags Maternity suits would be a fashion of clothes. Men would stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Resturants would serve ice cream and pickles as main entree's and women would rule the world!!! Share