What NOT to say on a first date!

1. Nice Outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?
   
2. Are those real? Probably not because their the same size as my ex and she had hers done, believe me I Would Know!
   
3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.
   
4. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years, it used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
   
5. I never said you NEEDED a nose job, I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
   
6. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for one coupon before it expired.
   
7. I refused to get cable cause that's how they keep tabs on you.
   Could you excuse me? My cat gets depressed if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
   
8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity fart contest.
   
9. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

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