So a guy walks into a bar...

So a guy walks into a bar, he bets the bartender a beer he can bite his own eye.The bartender says "ok i'll bet you a beer you can't bite your eye" so the guy takes out his fake eyeball and tosses it into his mouth, the bartender says "ok you got me on that one" and passes the guy a beer. The next night the same guy come back to the bar and says to the bartender "ok i'll give you another shot, I bet you that I can bite the other eye". So the bartender says "ok i'll take that bet i've seen you walkin aroud here just fine so I know your not blind",So the guy takes out his fake teeth and bites his other other eye and the bartender says ok you me on that one too and passes the guy another beer. The next night the same guy walks back into the bar and bets the bartender this time he can place a shot glass at one end of the bar and pee in it while standing at the other end of the bar, the bartender says "ok you got me on the other two but there is no way you can pull this off" so the bartender accepts the bet. So the guy ends peeing all over the bar, the bartender smiling says see I knew i'd win one" the guy says "thats ok I just bet every person in here $100 that I could piss all over the bar and you'll clean it up with a smile. Share