A silent fart here a silent fart there

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me that much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent. The doctor says, I see...take these pills and come see me next week. The next week the lady goes back. Doctor she says I don't know what the heck you gave me but now my farts although silent stink terribly. The Doctor says,"Good now that we've cleared up your sinuses let's work on your hearing... Share