I can't do anything right!

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for like a half an hour when this big trouble making biker dude steps up to him grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swing then he turns to the little guy with a menacing stare(as if to say, what'cha gonna do about it?) The little guy starts crying. "Aww Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,says the biker. I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a man crying"."This is the worst day of my life", whines the little guy between sobs "I can't do anything right. I over slept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the nerve to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the dang poison. Share