How the Fight Started......

One year a guy decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemcetary plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why? he said Well you still haven't used the gift I brought you last year! And that's how the fight started.......

A woman stood nude, looking int he bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible I look old,fat,and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment "the husband replied "Your eyesight's darn near perfect. And that's how the fight started.....

A married couple's anniversary was coming up and the wife kept hinting that she wanted something shiny that goes from 0-200 in about 30seconds." So her husband bought her a scale. And that's how the fight started.......

A husband went shopping with his wife he tried to convince her to buy a case of Miller Light for $14.95 Instead she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95 I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's how the fight started....

A Guy asked his wife where she wanted to go for their anniversary? It warmed his heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said so he suggested,"How about the kitchen?" And that's how the fight started......

A Man and his wife go to a resturant But for some reason took the husband's order first "I'll have the strip steak,medium rare, please. He asked,"Aren't you worried about the mad cow? "Nah,she can order for herself." And that's how the fight started........ Share