A Little old Lady & a Cashier

A little old lady went to the store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl," Nothing but the best for my little kitty on Christmas." The cashier said," I'm sorry, but we can't sell you cat food without prof that you have a cat. A lot of old people but cat food to eat, & the mangement wants proof that you are buying thecat food for your cat." So the little old lady went home,picked up her cat & brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day the little old lady went to the store & bought 12 of the most expensive dog biscuits-one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food too. Furstrasted, she went home, came back to the store with her dog. She was then allowed to buy the dog biscuits. The next day, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said," No- you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So, the cashier put her finger into the box & pulled it out & told the little old lady," It smells like crap!." The little old lady grinned from ear to ear and said," Now my dear, can I please buy 3 rolls of toilet paper?"



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