A Joke of Three Men

There were three gentlemen waiting at the pearly white gates. St. Peter comes out & says, "I've got some disappointing news for two of you. We are having some problems in our admissions area and I can only let one of you into heaven today. I can getthe other two tommorrow, but only one today." St. Peter continued to explain,"The person who can tell the best story of how they died can get into heaven today." The gentlemen thought that sounded fair and agreed. The first man stood up & began his story by saying "I knew mywife was cheating on me, I rushed home from work, flew open the door and there she was, lying on the couch, naked. I knew i'd caught her! I ran all through the apartment upstairs, downstairs, under the bed, in the closets but I found nothing! I was just about to apologize to her when I heard a Scratch, Scratch, Scratch at the window. I opened the window and there he was, hanging from the windowsill. I grabbed a skillet and banged him on the head. I watched him fall down down down, be he landed in some bushes. I was still flaming with adrenaline! I edged our refrigator over to the window and it was just about to fall when I noticed my coat was hooked to the frige. So down I fall to my death."
St. Peter couldn't help but be shocked! He said, "That was a great story! You are sure to be the winner today." The next man stands up and says, "Well, I was doing my job one afternoon when all of a sudden the ropes broke and I'm falling to my death. I had my arms raised up to god praying to catch me. At one moment my hands caught a window ledge, I was saved! Or so I thought & I started giving my thanks and trying to get the people inside to open the window by scratching at it when all of a sudden a crazy man opened the window and beamed me on the head with a skillet. Once again I was falling to my death, but once again I was being watched over. I fell into a nice group of bushes. AsI opened my eyes to thank God, a refrigerator was screaming down at me. That is my story." St. Peter was stunned. He looked at the last man and said, "You better have a good story, because the last man had a doozy!" The last man smiled and said, "Ok, picture this, I was naked, hiding in a refrigerator..."

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